A number of TEUNCs has chosen to live outside the village of Balrog Cuttings. This is a description of their dwellings.
First in this list is the Abyss. Located just east of the Brandywine, it is the home of Banazir the Jedi Hobbit. Across the Road are the gently rolling hills of the Up Downs, where Mirabella the Hobbit lives. Follow the path beyond Mirabella's Hobbit Hole to get to Joy's Soapery, where you can buy the finest quality handmade soap as a souvenir of your visit to Balrog Cuttings.
Another place of renown is Don Guldur, the home of Dlanod the Sparkly Nazgul, which lies way out in the southwest. Few have visited the area, so it is difficult to say what conditions travellers will find.
The headquarters of the Hizb-ul-Mujáheteunc, the glorious warriors of the Great Teuncitarian Jehad and fearless defenders of the CHOKLIT Trees, are located at the southern edge of Lake Eerie. This is Meneldil the Ent's office. The building with its four elegant minarets and the mysterious circle of traffic going nowhere around it, presents a magnificent sight and is widely seen as an architecural triumph and one of the major attractions in Balrog Cuttings.
Of course, not all the inhabitants of Balrog Cuttings have fixed abodes. Therefore, we would like to remind our visitors that not all those who wander are lost, and that the Elf coming out of the White Horse that you just passed in the street could well have been Arwen Luné.
Or, if you wander out into the Sarcasta Desert, maybe one day just after dusk, you'll see the fleeting shadow of Vagabond slipping away into the dark night...
Near Lake Eerie, but on the northern side, almost opposite the Hizb-ul-Mujáheteunc, is a collapsed cave that was once called home by Menelvagor the Balrog. The more daring visitor may perhaps be interested in exploring what is left of this fascinating structure.
Walking straight east from here, you will find what once was Sean's Cottage, where large groups of wild ducks roam free and, er, wild...
Somewhere in the Hills of Scary, in a location that is not so much sikrit, just rather hard to find, especially for those that are looking for it, there is an empty and desolate area which once was the home of Bagronk the Orc. Magenta Danger Divine dwelled in a secret underground lair, which to this day remains secret. The entrance might be somewhere in the Hills of Scary.
Far in the west is Sunset Mountain, which in legend is said to have been the home of Sunset, the most elusive Dragon of TEUNC.
The Permanent HQ of Pradera, self-styled Shogun-Overlord of BC, has disappeared into the mists of time and legend. Its disappearance is a great loss to those among the inhabitants of this island who love sushi, for the HQ had a rather good sushi-bar. Do not despair, though; if you are fond of raw fish, you can always go on a gollum hunt (bookings can be made at the White Horse of Rohan - no groups larger than 5 are allowed).